The key here is Arizona Diamondbacks. There's a saying here: "We have two seasons: summer, and waiting for summer." Or, as Eddie Izzard put it, "Would you like to sit on the porch? Or would you rather live." Still, there's a reason why the D-backs play in a stadium with a retractable roof. Early and late in the season, we get to enjoy baseball in glorious, warm weather under the open sky - and in the middle, we have air-conditioned comfort.

Below, you'll get to see the current weather at Chase Field. Depending on the time of year, this will likely provoke either envy at not living here, or relief that you don't...